Funnies a la Hay Hay
We took Hayden out to lunch the other day and were greeted by a male hostess who was very tall and eccentric. He had his hair done in dreads and then pulled up in a ponytail on top of his head, therefore making the dread tips stick pretty much straight up in the air. It was a little out of the ordinary but nothing to be like, "Oh wow, did you see that dude's hair!?!" Well, apparently for a two year old, that was some CRAZY hair! Hayden immediately locked her eyes on the hair and would not stop. BJ and I are trying to act like we are laughing at each other but it is so funny to see her just staring like crazy. We try so hard to distract her but nothing works. So finally we get seated and think that our near embarrassment is over. Just then Hayden says to us, in a not so quiet voice..."Where's the big hair?? Where did the hair go?" Oh I just about lost it. Then she spotted him across the room and says "oh, there he is." oh wow...i feel like many embarrassments are in store for us with that kid.
The second one was today, Hayden and I are talking back and forth and I ask her a question to which she answers, " I don't know Big Mama." Again, nearly choked myself from the surprise and the laughter.