Happy Friday Everyone!!!
Thursday BOB forgot his wedding anniversary. Betty was really angry.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to see something in the driveway that goes from 0-200 in 6 seconds and IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Bob got up early and left for work.
When Betty woke up, she looked out the window. Sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, Betty put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.