Subject: The Mommy Test
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter.
She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her
mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
"Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it's been laying outside, you don't
know where it's been , it's dirty and probably has germs," I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and
asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?" "Uh," ... I was thinking
quickly, "all moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have
to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy." We walked along in
silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new
information. "OH... I get it!" she beamed. "So if you don't pass the
test you have to be the daddy." "Exactly," I replied back with a big
smile on my face and joy in my heart.
When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mom.